Please
to bathe inside the tub. In
a Japanese Hotel Room
Salad
a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the
form of a finger; roasted
duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
On
the Menu of a Polish Hotel
The
flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In
a Yugoslavian Hotel
The
lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that
you will be unbearable. In
a Bucharest Hotel Lobby
To
move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should
enter more persons, each one should
press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically
by national order. In
a Belgrade Hotel Elevator
Visitors
are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and
11 A.M. daily. In
a Hotel in Athens
We
take your bags and send them in all directions. In
a Copenhagen airline ticket office.
Would
you like to ride on your own ass? Advertisement
for donkey rides in Thailand.
You
are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In
a Japanese Hotel
You
are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet
composers, artists, and writers
are buried daily except Thursday. In
the Lobby of a Moscow Hotel Across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery